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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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Zoom aniggainrio:

After a 20-minute flight over the city of New York, Stephen Wiltshire, diagnosed with autism, draws the whole town with only his memory.

aniggainrio:

After a 20-minute flight over the city of New York, Stephen Wiltshire, diagnosed with autism, draws the whole town with only his memory.

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Zoom thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

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heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance 

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bitterassfandom:

CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED, MICHELLE OBAMA RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2016 WITH HILLARY CLINTON AS HER RUNNING MATE

IT’S A DREAM COME TRUE

UPDATE: guys this is FAKE it is NOT REAL it was an APRIL FOOLS JOKE gone horribly awry please don’t believe it and please stop reblogging it

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jackalcat:

stevetheicecube:

just-another-book-lover:

Some terry pratchett quotes.

On the subject of Terry Pratchett quotes, he once wrote a newspaper article about the place my mum worked at, Nuclear Electric (not there anymore), and he wrote about her, and quoted her without ever meeting her.

bless this man

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fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

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rainbowsparklekittens:

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

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clitorito:

The last one

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